Beards!
I always threaten to grow a beard. My girlfriend hates me for it. I think a beard is a celebration of awesome and a celebration of bears. Don’t they remind you of bears? Isn’t there only one letter difference?
Hierarchy of Beards
Makes me want to be more of a man. Like Michael Ashton.
EE Quick Fact: Our last president with a beard was Benjamin Harrison. Our last president with facial hair at all was William Howard Taft.